Voice Post:

“Gordon: Ian is the coolest person in existence.
Matthew: I concur. I wish I were Ian, and so does everyone I know.
Gordon: Not everyone, surely.
Matthew: I tell you only what I know to be true, my friend. Every person with whom I am acquainted desires nothing more than to be him.
Gordon: I can understand that, as he is at least several orders of magnitude cooler than I.
Matthew: I propose that we buy Ian a beer.
Gordon: A capital idea! It is the least we can contribute to the life of this fine man who represents the acme of all human qualities generally considered to be exceptional.”

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