Unrepentant Geek (matthew) wrote,
Unrepentant Geek
matthew

Voice Post:

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“Gordon: Ian is the coolest person in existence.
Matthew: I concur. I wish I were Ian, and so does everyone I know.
Gordon: Not everyone, surely.
Matthew: I tell you only what I know to be true, my friend. Every person with whom I am acquainted desires nothing more than to be him.
Gordon: I can understand that, as he is at least several orders of magnitude cooler than I.
Matthew: I propose that we buy Ian a beer.
Gordon: A capital idea! It is the least we can contribute to the life of this fine man who represents the acme of all human qualities generally considered to be exceptional.”

Transcribed by: orewaanpanman
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